Campus Rumours: Eggy’s Facelift
So it seems that everyone’s best friend, Eggy the Ram, recently had some plastic surgery in time for the Fall semester. But you didn’t hear that from me.
Eggy denies allegations behind going under the knife and simply replies to inquiries stating “No blades involved. Just a lot of spa treatment” followed by that huge, lovable smile of his. How can anyone question that face?
Well, luckily for you I’m always on the case finding the truth behind all of the juiciest Eggy gossip. Our Ram has introduced us to two new faces; one, more agressive and fitting for sports events, while the other (as pictured above) more bright eyed with a giant Colgate smile – which we’ll be seeing at social events, around campus and at convocations.
Eggy, the fashion-mista that he is, has also update his wardrobe, complete with new uniforms for each individual school team. The Ryersonian informed us that “the variety of uniforms includes a jersey for Think Pink to raise awareness for breast cancer, as well as a moustache for Movember to raise awareness for prostate cancer”. Not only is our boy fashionable, but he’s socially conscious too. What’s not to love?!
What do you think of Eggy’s new look?